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If pigs could fly-- and other deep thoughts

a collection of funny poems

by Bruce Lansky

  • 72 Want to read
  • 4 Currently reading

Published by Meadowbrook Press in Minnetonka, Minn .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Children"s poetry, American.,
  • Humorous poetry, American.,
  • American poetry.,
  • Humorous poetry.

  • Edition Notes

    Includes index.

    Statementby Bruce Lansky ; illustrated by Stephen Carpenter.
    ContributionsCarpenter, Stephen, ill.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPS3562.A564 I37 2000
    The Physical Object
    Paginationxii, 83 p. :
    Number of Pages83
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL6785049M
    ISBN 100881663794
    LC Control Number00037976

      If Pigs Could Fly And Other Deep Thoughts. If Pigs Could Fly And Other Deep Thoughts. By Bruce Lansky. This book is very engaging for a young reader to not only learn the history of the dust bowl but to understand the consequences and outcomes of living in the Great Plains and what these families and farmers had to suffer through.   If I could remember who those people were I would curse them to a year of bad book reading. This was excruciatingly long, boring, and it sucked. I hate fantasy books that are all about the death of magic (Tolkien aside), especially where the death of magic is supposed to be some sort of metaphor for growing up.4/5.

    pigs with wings art - - Yahoo Image Search Results If pigs could fly, I'd fly a pig! Search for customizable Pig posters & photo prints from Zazzle. "Pigs will fly before I take that man back." Listening to Love by Beth Wiseman Are You Trying To Make Pigs Fly (or Expecting Employees to Do Things They’re Not Cut Out to Do)? Happy Flying Pigs! Simile Lesson Plan from Bruce Lansky - Poet Bruce Lansky offers this simile lesson plan based on his published poem "Predictable" from the book If Pigs Could Flyand Other Deep object of this lesson is for students to replace the last word of each line with their own word. This exercise would be perfect for 2nd grade language arts students.

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The poems in this book have been tested on over 1, schoolchildren and 3/5(1). Introduce the concept of a simile. Read poem “Predictable” from Bruce Lansky’s book If Pigs Could Fly and Other Deep Thoughts (found on page 76 of our copy).

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Armpits aren't my favorite body part. (Bruce Lansky, author of If Pigs Could Fly And Other Deep Thoughts and My Dog Ate My Homework) Despite the many warnings ("Please Don't Read This Poem ") kids cannot escape the odorous allure of Nesbitt's THE ARMPIT OF DOOM No problem.My Dog Ate My Homework!: A Collection of Funny Poems Book 1 of My Dog Ate My Homework!: A Collection of Funny Poems ; If Pigs Could Fly-- and Other Deep Thoughts: a Collection of Funny Poems, Stephen Carpenter (Illustrator) Author: Bruce Lansky: Illustrated by: Stephen Carpenter: Edition: 2, illustrated, reprint: Publisher: Meadowbrook Press 3/5(1).